Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Of birds and bees... and potential kittens

My apologies for the long silence. Everything is well in the Jelly household. Well, almost everything.

Our resident vixen, Twinkie, decided that it was time to sow her wild oats - and for once in her life actually found someone to reciprocate. Yes another young orange tabby has been on the prowl. And Sparks obviously flew - because Twinkie proceeded to use every conceivable trick in the book to escape from the house, for questionable little midnight liaisons.
The two-legs are not pleased, having even 'de-maled' that idiot Monkey (a smart move for a human I must say), to prevent teenage pregnancies from happening in my household.

Twinkie, being a runt, and rather susceptible to anesthesia of any kind, has been spared the snip-snip treatment that the rest of us felines have undergone.

But of course now that she has tasted of the forbidden fruit, some measures may have to be taken. Twinkie is off to the vets in a couple of days to undergo something called an ultrasound. Apparently that will reveal if there are any 'Twinklets' brewing inside her...

Both my humans are very upset about the entire situation. If the poor thing is indeed in the family way... what is the next step to take? We shall wait and see.

Of course Twinkie is very pleased with herself at this moment. I've tried to explain the seriousness of the situation to her - but she just seems to have a far-away look in her eyes.

Anyway never fear - we'll work something out I'm sure.

Will speak to you all again soon.

J.

3 comments:

audaciousjoy said...

birds n bees...
and...

bubboi!

A simulacrum of my bliss and absolute comfort (imagined and otherwise) has popped into existence.

Meet Bubboi!

Sivasothi said...

boy oh boy oh boy oh boy!

Anonymous said...

Yes, it is a sad state of affairs...
Twinkie has her ultrasound thingy on Monday afternoon.

My male 'twoleg' has the pleasure of escorting the girl to the vets. She is bound to raise hell